Waffles

Conversation in UOW Legal office:

Lawyer 1: Mmm, pancakes with maple syrup and icecream

Lawyer 2: no, pancakes with lemon and sugar - icecream is for waffles

Lawyer 1: ooh, you shouldn't have mentioned waffles, I want them now.

Lawyer 2: they remind me of music festivals.

Lawyer 1: oooh, stop it. I want waffles now. I'm going to ask mum to make some for tonight …

[Lawyer 1 proceeds to call mother - insert Macedonian conversation in which the english words 'waffles' and 'maple syrup' feature heavily]

Lawyer 1: my mum's going to make me waffles. You know, if she knew how to drive she would probably bring them over to us …

Lawyer 3: that's so not fair. You have your own personal waffle maker.