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IKEA to take over General Motors

Business Update: Just Announced - IKEA to take over GM
Ikea has announced it's intention to take over GM, and to sell cars.
We are clearly now in deep SH*T...

Why is the Rum gone?

Hitler's phone number

Pole Dance

Get down to it.

This. Isn't. Funny.

Dark Knight 4pane

Just discovered a bunch of these here.

How bout some country music?

The Nicolas Cage Movie Plot Generator

Cat morse code

Ski jump toilet

My Bro gives some informative tips on visiting New York

... you've changed man?!

You've got to love where technology is going...

More info: http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/481

Awesome video game: Desert Bus

Desert Bus is an unreleased Sega game for people who don't like unrealistic games.

In Desert Bus you have to drive a bus from Tuscon, Arizona to Las Vegas.  In real time.

You get 1 point for arriving.  And 1 point for making it back home.

Did I happen to mention the trip takes 8 hours? In real time.

So realistic.

 

(Text borrowed from an email I got. Thank you, email.)

Magic Trick

Or is it??

Greatest invention in the history of human-kind

It's-drinking-the-water!

Gump in one minute

Flight of the Concords Update

See clips from the new episodes here:

http://www.thevine.com.au/blog/simonemitchell/awesome-new-flight-of-the-conchords-clips.aspx

Instructional Video

Men, finally an easy way to educate them women.

Must remember it for our next dinner party.

So you think that's a snake?

THIS is a snake... man.

Interesting Cast for Watchmen

Rated Arrrrr

Watchmen is rated R. It has extreme violence, a naked blue man and some superhero sex. - From the NYTimes review.

Google Attitude... ahem i mean Latitude

Its here, I had this thought ages ago... See where your friends are in the world.

http://www.google.com/latitude/intro.html

The thing I like most is you can send your GPS location to a friend and they can navigate to where you are (as long as you don't move)

Hitler finds out about the ending of Watchmen

New Cinefex!

CityRail puts brakes on iPhone timetable app

RailCorp is threatening a Sydney man with legal action after he created an iPhone application that allows people to monitor timetables for Sydney trains and ferries.

"...Singh recently received a threatening email from RailCorp advising him that if he did not remove the application he would be sued for copyright infringement, as RailCorp owns all of its timetable information."

Via Sydney Morning Herald

Oh, good for you

Futures

Thanks for the report IF, over here in Futures things are looking a little different - a majority drop overall.

We had a huge surge of postings from IF and DT at the launch of HBGM, which has had a steady decrease in tradings. The RT and PE index has had a low but steady injection into the blogconomy. JN has shown a strong mark in the market over the last sector - which has been excellent to see in this unsteady blogconomy. AV, who joined since conception has yet to show his mark on the global HBGM scene.

Things are down, but hopes are high and emerging markets are holding us strong.

February report

IF has continued his leading effort in Ghost Mutt postings for the month of February (35%), despite being down 8% on January's numbers. IF's decrease, clearly a result of spending more time doing real work, meant that DT accounted for a quarter of all postings during the month. In a statement, IF said, 'There should be more Christian Bale postings.'

The big mover, however, was clearly JN. At 18%, her video uploads and hilarious jokes were a welcome inclusion to the male-dominated HBGM.

Meanwhile, PE and RT remained steady at 12% and 4%, respectively. They were closely followed by AV on 0%.