How Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix, and Harry Potter are Actually the Same Movie

Once upon a time, Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry was living a miserable life. Feeling disconnected from his friends and family, he dreams about how his life could be different. One day, he is greeted by Obi Wan | Captain Pike | Trinity | Hagrid and told that his life is not what it seems, and that due to some circumstances surrounding his birth | birth | birth | infancy he was meant for something greater.

Spiteful Critic

Safari

Will Keyboard Cat ever get boring?

Star Wars / Macgyver

Magnum v. Solo

Following Dan's awesome post, I found this awesome comparison...

Play Mario off, Keyboard Cat

Elvis copyright

Apparently the US Copyright Office gets this question often (as extracted from their FAQ page):

"How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?
Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. File your claim to copyright online by means of the electronic Copyright Office (eCO). Pay the fee online and attach a copy of your photo. Or, go to the Copyright Office website, fill in Form CO, print it, and mail it together with your photo and fee. For more information on registration a copyright, see SL-35. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph."

Stop! Hammer Time

Who loves Gordon?



The real response...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPKsEuzKpU

You made a time machine...out of a DeLorean?

DeLorean biopics in the works

Hollywood is revving up plans to bring the turbulent life and times of late car designer John DeLorean to the big screen.

Daily Variety says Time Inc Studios and XYZ Films have joined the race to make a film charting the life of DeLorean, best known for a futuristic gull-winged sports car before being tried and acquitted for cocaine dealing.

MGMT Kids music video is scary

but it's got Joanna Newsom in it!

When Harry Met Chewie

The Big Bad Wolf said
“I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down”


The little pig says
“F*#^ off or I’ll sneeze on you”

100 movie lines in 200 seconds