How Ryan, Krisso and Ian organised dinner yesterday - via SMS
SMS' from yesterday. Isn't it amazing what we do these days?
Paul to Ian: Hey Mate, we on for tonight?
Ian to Paul: Yeah man, what time suits you? Is unas still cool? Ryan might be able to join us too
Paul to Ian: Is 730 ok? Unas is ok, or anywhere in Newtown?
Ian to Paul: 7.30 good. Prob easiest if i meet u at unas cos i gotta pick up ryan
Ian to Ryan: We still on for tonight?
Ryan to Ian: Hey, Yeah, meant to finish at 7 - that would be good - call I call u now? Did you hear back from Paul?
[Ryan and Ian speak, on the telephone]
Paul to Ian: OK sounds good, see you there
Ian to Ryan: Dude if ur thing finishes at 7 i will pick u up from the city
Ryan to Ian: Mate, this won't finish till 7:20 - sorry
Ian to Ryan: Call me when you're done
Ian to Paul: Mate, Ryan is running be late, can we make it 7.45?
Paul to Ian: OK
All good things come to an end
Review of Scarlett Johansson's Anywhere I Lay My Head, at SMH:
We already know Scarlett Johansson can act, but can she sing?
Here are things we already knew about Scarlett Johansson. She can act, if not necessarily brilliantly, then convincingly and with some screen presence. She is a favourite of Woody Allen and almost convinced us he was back to some form with Match Point, before we saw that stinker, Scoop. She has a figure that meets no objections from men's or women's mags.
She's released an album of Tom Waits songs (and one original). After hearing this album, here is something we now know about Johansson: she can't sing. No, she really, really can't sing. They can put an echo on her voice, throw art-rock shapes around it, bury it in synths and have her speak every song but it doesn't obscure that she is flat, expressionless and eye-wateringly painful for any Waits fan.
As truly awful as this is, it would be no more than a sad joke, except for the fact that she is getting any space at all devoted to it.
We already know Scarlett Johansson can act, but can she sing?
Here are things we already knew about Scarlett Johansson. She can act, if not necessarily brilliantly, then convincingly and with some screen presence. She is a favourite of Woody Allen and almost convinced us he was back to some form with Match Point, before we saw that stinker, Scoop. She has a figure that meets no objections from men's or women's mags.
She's released an album of Tom Waits songs (and one original). After hearing this album, here is something we now know about Johansson: she can't sing. No, she really, really can't sing. They can put an echo on her voice, throw art-rock shapes around it, bury it in synths and have her speak every song but it doesn't obscure that she is flat, expressionless and eye-wateringly painful for any Waits fan.
As truly awful as this is, it would be no more than a sad joke, except for the fact that she is getting any space at all devoted to it.
BoingBoing's description of this photo
First joke on ghost mutt
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried, the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
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