Ian's top 10 reasons why Iron Man sux
10. There are too many conveniences.
9. There are no memorable musical themes.
8. You just know when Pepper keeps the power heart thingo that Stark will need it later.
7. Why does Tony Stark think of making a suit in the first place, anyway?
6. Corporate greed is so yesterday.
5. Iron Man gets iced up in the upper atmosphere but still survives, then tries it on Iron Monger, who also still survives. Go figure.
4. The final battle is lacklustre.
3. The final battle is lacklustre.
2. So, a bigger, stronger version of Iron Man will actually always win unless a massive power generator thing is nearby and you have a red-head secretary to pull some levers for you.
1. The trailer is the movie.
9. There are no memorable musical themes.
8. You just know when Pepper keeps the power heart thingo that Stark will need it later.
7. Why does Tony Stark think of making a suit in the first place, anyway?
6. Corporate greed is so yesterday.
5. Iron Man gets iced up in the upper atmosphere but still survives, then tries it on Iron Monger, who also still survives. Go figure.
4. The final battle is lacklustre.
3. The final battle is lacklustre.
2. So, a bigger, stronger version of Iron Man will actually always win unless a massive power generator thing is nearby and you have a red-head secretary to pull some levers for you.
1. The trailer is the movie.
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