South America + Africa = T-Rex!
ABC presenter does crazy twirly thing with her finger
"An ABC news presenter has apologised to Barnaby Joyce after she was caught on air pulling a face and twirling a finger to suggest he was crazy."
You have seriously got to watch this video
You have seriously got to watch this video
5 Stages of Drunkeness
Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
Incident in Western Carpark
Email sent around by our campus security last week...
"Earlier this afternoon, University Security asked occupants of Buildings 23, 25, 22, 31 and 30 to remain inside their buildings due to a situation in the Western Carpark.
A student had reported an incident in that carpark.
Police attended about 3.00pm and investigated the situation. They later reported it as a false alarm.
Police and Security spoke to the owner of a car who had a toy cap gun. The person had earlier purchased the toy gun for a fancy dress party. A passer by spotted him with the "gun" while he sat in his vehicle eating lunch.
Police and Security now consider the matter closed.
"Earlier this afternoon, University Security asked occupants of Buildings 23, 25, 22, 31 and 30 to remain inside their buildings due to a situation in the Western Carpark.
A student had reported an incident in that carpark.
Police attended about 3.00pm and investigated the situation. They later reported it as a false alarm.
Police and Security spoke to the owner of a car who had a toy cap gun. The person had earlier purchased the toy gun for a fancy dress party. A passer by spotted him with the "gun" while he sat in his vehicle eating lunch.
Police and Security now consider the matter closed.
A Unified theory of Superman's Powers
Here's the abstract of a new paper seeking to explain Superman's powers: