A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children .
'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You'veEven named your daughter Candy. '
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol . This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy. '
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea whathe's talking about . Let's go pick up Willy from school and go get dinner.
Poor Kid's going to be named Ghost Mutt.
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