Best Oscars picture so far
Is it an emergency?
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me." Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available. George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me." Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available. George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Life's a Party, Crash it!
I'm heading to a Wedding this weekend... what are you doing Ian? Oh, that's right... you're coming too.
World Press Photo prize
Following eviction, Detective Robert Kole must ensure residents have moved out of their home (Cleveland, Ohio, 26 March 2008).
This pic won the World Press Photo of the Year 2008.
Beijing building fire
This is... TOP GEAR!
Not sure if you guys watched last Monday nights episode of Top Gear, a fantastic episode... Now, i'm not a Ford fan but they showcased the new Ford Fiesta. These clips show you how zany and totally awesome these guys are.
So... What if I go to a Shopping Centre and get chased by baddies in a Corvette?
And... What if I'm asked to take part in a beach assult with the Royal Marines?
So... What if I go to a Shopping Centre and get chased by baddies in a Corvette?
And... What if I'm asked to take part in a beach assult with the Royal Marines?
You boys!
This is pretty funny, but don't go getting any ideas. May need to turn the sound up at the beginning.
Just one more Bale remix?
This is a video of a kid on dentist happy gas, talking to our friend Christian Bale. I think the kid and Christian are done, professionally.
Sully Vs Bale
Best mashup so far. US Airways Flight 1549 has hit some birds, is going down in the Hudson, and Christian Bale is not happy at Captain Chesley B. Sullenberger III. Listen to the audio here.
Bakers make cake with image of flash drive instead of image in flash drive
Whats'a your name then?
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children .
'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You'veEven named your daughter Candy. '
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol . This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy. '
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea whathe's talking about . Let's go pick up Willy from school and go get dinner.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You'veEven named your daughter Candy. '
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol . This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy. '
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea whathe's talking about . Let's go pick up Willy from school and go get dinner.
Cnet news.com rips off our post!
First, Ian's post on Jan 31, 09 and then Cnets on Feb 2, 09:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10154633-93.html
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10154633-93.html
You wouldn't like Christian Bale when he gets angry
From BuzzFeed:
Batman gets really, really mad when you ruin his scene. He will yell at you. A lot. Audio of Christian Bale yelling at someone on the Termination Salvation set just leaked; you can listen to the rant here, but be warned that it is long and kind of uncomfortable.
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